Biker jokes Page
| A motorcycle cop on patrol watched
as a man in a red Porsche slowed down at a stop sign, without coming to
a complete stop, then sped off. The motorcycle cop pulled the vehicle over and approached the man. "Sir, can I please see your license and registration." The man replies, "Not until you tell me what the heck I did wrong, Officer." The officer explain, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign a few blocks back." "Let me guess," said the man, "all the donut shops are closed today!" "Sir, I'm going to overlook that last comment. Now, if you would please show me your license and registration." The man counters, "Not until you tell me the difference between slowing down and coming to a complete stop." "Sir, step out of the car." As the man reluctantly gets out of his car, the officer begins beating him over the head with his nightstick and exclaims, "Now, sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop!" |
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| An old timer was riding down a
desolate highway when his Harley broke down. Soon a fellow on a BMW pulled
up next to him. "Is there anything I can help with?" the Beemer
man asks. "Yeah, could I borrow a wrench?" the Harley rider
asks. "Of course. What type and size do you need?" Beemer man
asks, opening a sizeable tool kit. "Don't
matter a bit to me. I'm gonna use it fer a hammer anyway." ... from an early issue of Easyriders Magazine. |
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 Trip on Airforce One to Visit Army Generals - $1,000,000 New Suit - $6,000 Weatherproof Jacket complete with US Flag Patch - $500 Bulletproof Vest - $6000 Commander in Chief of your Nations Defense forces using binoculars without the Lens Cap Removed - $ PRICELESS |
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Woman
Woman- She is an angel in truth, a demon in fiction- A woman is the greatest of all contradicition; She's afraid of a cockroach, she'll scream at a mouse, But she'll tackle a husband as big as a house. She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse; She'll split his head open and then be his nurse; And when he is well and can get out of bed, She'll pick up a teapot and throw at his head. She's faithful, deceitful, keen sighted and blind: She's crafty, she's simple, she's cruel, she's kind. She'll lift a man up, she'll cast a man down, She'll make him her hero, her ruler, her clown, You fancy she's this and find that she's that, For she'll play like a kitten and fight like a cat. In the morning she will, In the evening she won't, And you're always expecting she will but she won't. |
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Subject: Words from Iraq
One would think that this guy might be from the 142nd, but without a shoulder patch I'm not sure. He is for sure from Arkansas though. This is a classic! Grunts never change....give an Infantryman instructions to go out and win the hearts of the locals, and he'll find a way to enjoy himself.... and come home with a memorable photo!!  |
CodesBy Music Jesus.com
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 14:29